the bachelorette weekend begins tonight! and in preparing for it, i have done the following:
constructed a silver "miss bachelorette" sash
personalized a pair of panties with various martini iron-ons
purchased skimpy lingerie for the bride-to-be
baked my signature penis cake (complete with jimmies for pubes)
brainstormed naughty names for the partygoers (including sharon goodluvin, kitty cumsalot, leigh nover, anita spankin, and rhoda johnson)
charged the battery on my digital camera to record the inevitable debauchery
there's just one thing left to do. figure out what i'm gonna wear to this shindig. but i'm takin' off work early go shoppin'!
i'm getting excited now about a party that i was kind of dreading. and despite seeing a band that sings other band's songs, i think we'll have a good time.
hope it lives up to my expectations!
1 comment:
you got to see the love of your life, so you better say you had a good time. even if you didn't talk to him. check out, http://www.roadtripband.com/rt.php?phpcontent=band for the complete schedule and have another chance to talk to him. did you know his name is rich? of course you did, because you love him. duh.
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