ode to tylenol cold, multi-symptom.

how i love thee, tylenol cold!

your multi-symptom formula rocks my world. you're a pain relieving/fever reducing, nasal decongesting, cough supressing machine! to prove my love, an ode:

fever, headache, sore throat!
i was more vile than a moat.
you made me feel better,
i needn’t wear a sweater,
but i won’t stop wearing my coat.

p.s. phenylephrine hcl, will you marry me?

damn you, cher.

they're already playing christmas music on the radio. and.i.love.it.

of course, the last song i heard before coming in to work was not white christmas. no. instead it was a song by cher. and now instead of having a warm fuzzy feeling inside, i'm singing about gypsies, tramps and thieves.

it's the most wonderful time of the year.