Tuesday, October 03, 2006

the moanster.

in an effort to make as much noise as possible and annoy me to the fullest extent, one of my neighbors in the cubicle farm has made a habit of letting letting out a....um, sigh whenever she yawns. i couldn't complain if it were just a normal sigh, the type of sigh one normally expels while yawning - but this sigh sounds a bit...erotic. as if she's enjoying herself a little more than anyone ever should while within a 5 mile radius of this building. she's also taken up letting out a little moan every time she is in any way disgruntled or annoyed. and she's disgruntled and annoyed a whole lot. the moans tend to have the same erotic undertones as the sighs. and every time she does either, i shudder.

she's an older gal, and in no way naive. she knows what she's doing. and she's a cruel monster for doing it.

**shudder**

1 comment:

prominentclavicles said...

I think she does it because that's the only time she has the opportunity to moan in such a way.. and someone hears her.. other than her daughter in the bedroom next door.