last night i went to see the house that two of my almost married friends just bought. a '70s style ranch in desperate need of some elbow grease and updating, but with definite potential. we had just walked out of the bathroom after a good 10 minute rant about how horribly the last owners decorated it - a blend of metallic gold and peach. we walked into the master bedroom, painted green - a color that can only be described as a combination of mint and lime. i walked up to the wall, tapped my fingernails on it and said with the most sarcasm i could muster, "and this is a lovely color in here, too."
my friend looked at me and said, "actually, this is the color we painted it."
silence.
there was no making it better.
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