Monday, October 29, 2007

my very own personal ad.

i’m a single, vegetarian living in milwaukee. my aspirations in life are to have a job i don’t hate and 14 cats (though i only have names for 6 so far). i’m looking for someone to do stuff with on saturday nights. i’m getting sick of hanging out with my roomate’s cat. she's got nasty breath. a few things i like...cheese, tv, drinking wine, watching movies, working out, and sleeping. everything else, i pretty much hate. other hobbies... i'm trying to learn how to cook. i've pretty much mastered beans and rice, but that's about it. what i'm looking for in a guy... a sense of humor, similar interests, no criminal background. also, no jags.

seriously, who could pass this up?

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