feeling the need to declare.

• family circus is not funny. 
  
• today i killed a centipede large enough for me to be charged with manslaughter. though i would argue it was self defense. 
  
• i finally bought my ticket to olympia! or should i say i charged it... 
  
• methinks bankruptcy is in my future.

oh so productive.

today i...

• ordered 2 new books online
• realized that it may have been a big mistake to get the internet at home, as that's all i seem to do now
• didn't eat any vegetables
  
• tried not to cry while watching the family stone at the gym
• saw a cross dresser who looks way better in a little black dress than i ever could
• laughed out loud 4 times while watching the king of queens (oh doug, you and your silly antics always get me!)
• failed to call my sister
• did not poop
• washed a mountain of dishes

my life... filled with excitement.