Wednesday, November 21, 2007

ode to tylenol cold, multi-symptom.

how i love thee, tylenol cold!


your multi-symptom formula rocks my world. you're a pain relieving/fever reducing, nasal decongesting, cough supressing machine! to prove my love, an ode:


fever, headache, sore throat!
i was more vile than a moat.
you made me feel better,
i needn’t wear a sweater,
but i won’t stop wearing my coat.


p.s. phenylephrine hcl, will you marry me?

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